Saturday, January 5, 2013

Cat Caught Smuggling Weapons Into Brazilian Prison


Photo of the suspect

Ever see the show Prison Break? Well, it's sort of like that, except with a cat.

In A Brazilian prison, guards found a cat attempting to sneak in through the prison fence. Upon apprehending the feline, guards found that the cat was strapped to the teeth; with saws, a cell phone, headphones, a memory card, drills, and various other contraband to it's chest and legs.

An official at the prison made a press statement, commenting on how difficult it is to solve the mystery of who was using the cat as a mule for tools to plot a prison break, saying

"It will be hard to discover who is responsible since the cat does not speak"

It is said the cat will be brought downtown for further questioning.
 


Ultra Conservative Group Freedom Works Pays $8 million For Boss to Quit. The Dick Armey Story.


By John Amaruso


Former House Majority Leader Dick Armey has been paid by his right wing organization "Freedom Works" an $8 million dollar deal to leave the organization. Freedom Works which has backed Tea Party candidates and other affiliated movements has been ran by Mr. Armey for almost 10 years. Mr. Armey defended the deal to quit by saying he couldn't "leave with empty pockets". Meanwhile the head of Freedom Works was quoted as saying to Mr. Armey about the deal that "you'll never have to work again forever".

The 72 year old Mr. Armey in an interview claimed the organization was "dishonest" and reflected on his time in the ultra conservative lobbying group and the disputes which ultimately led to his resignation.

It has also been alleged that Mr. Armey had planned an impromptu "coup" against the leadership of Freedom Works when in early September of 2012 he brought a gun carrying aide with him to a meeting attended by Matt Kibbe, Freedom Works president.
Former House Majority Leader Dick Armey

Under the deal Mr. Armey is set to receive $400,000 a year until he is 92- bringing the grand total of his severance package $8 million dollars.

Mr. Armey after being offered the deal said "How many people are going to have trouble of making that choice at the age of 72?".

Freedom Works did not comment on any of the accusations posed by Mr. Armey, only saying they wish him the best in his future endeavors.

I don't know about you, but that's a whole lotta pension pay. Where do I sign?


Freedom Works designing a deal Dick Armey can't refuse

Thursday, January 3, 2013

NDAA Resigned By Obama With Concerns; Does Not Mention Indefinite Detainment of American Citizens




By John Amaruso

 
Yesterday President Obama released a written statement addressing his concerns over the H.R. 4310 bill, also known as the "National Defense Authorization Act" or NDAA. The bill which contains over 680 pages of various appropriations to military personnel and vital security programs, was originally signed into law for the fiscal year 2012. It has been approved again for this fiscal year 2013.

While a majority of it's provisions are mundane and maintain essential military protocol, there are sections of the bill which many civil liberty unions and activists alike see as violating the constitutional rights of the American citizenry.

The President who had vocalized his reservations when first signing the bill in 2012, has doubled down on his prudence by releasing a written memo, stating each section he sees as unnecessary, unlawful and counter productive.

Below I have outlined a few key sections President Obama has made a point of addressing in the statement.

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"...restrictions on the Defense Department's ability to retire unneeded ships and aircraft will divert scarce resources needed for readiness and result in future unfunded liabilities."
Defined: The bill rejects retiring outdated products such as fighter jets/naval ships which are unnecessary in today's contemporary wars. AKA we are spending money on frivolous expenditures while neglecting priorities for out military men and women.

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"Section 1025 places limits on the military's authority to transfer third country nationals currently held at the detention facility in Parwan, Afghanistan... Decisions regarding the disposition of detainees captured on foreign battlefields have traditionally been based upon the judgment of experienced military commanders and national security professionals without unwarranted interference by Members of Congress."
Defined: Enemy combatants/prisoners of war have always been dealt with by military leaders according to mission goals/ultimate defined ends. By leaving this authority to Members of Congress, the whim of public opinion on elected officials could lead to brazen and unwise choices made by career politicians who seek nothing more than to be re-elected. Free of this burden, military leaders can make the harsh and necessary decisions void of the sway of often irrational public opinion.

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"Section 1027 renews the bar against using appropriated funds for fiscal year 2012 to transfer Guantanamo detainees into the United States for any purpose."
Defined: While there was a huge backlash against the executive branch's desire to try terrorists in Federal court, there is a necessary and vital function of this. Federal court is a viable and effective setting to try and convict the enemies of the United States. It may well be the last legal channel in which this could happen. By disallowing this, in essence Guantanamo Bay remains as the only possible location for these detainees, hence the continuation of it's operations despite President Obama's election campaign promise of closing down the controversial camp. Not to mention this violates the separation of powers clause. Section 1028 continues this, hampering the executive branch's ability to transfer detainees to foreign countries in an attempt to hinder the President's plan of shutting down Guantanamo Bay.

While these remain legitimate concerns and problems for the President and his counter-terrorism forces, there is one issue he has failed to address; Section 1021 which gives the military authority to detain any American citizen indefinitely without rights of habeas corpus. President Obama in a signing statement declared that his administration would not abuse that authority.

It sure is reassuring now that the President says he won't abuse this power handed to him by the Congress... but what about the next guy? There will be a new President in 2016, may he be Republican, Democrat, maybe (I inject the utmost optimism) even a third party candidate. As long as this law remains on the books, successive leaders and officials could take advantage of such unprecedented powers. History shows us that this much more likely to happen than not.

Once a right is taken away, it is much harder to take it back. As shown by the signing of the NDAA, our rights to ourselves and our liberty are being undermined by the Pentagon and Congress. It's the ability of Congress and elected leaders to essentially "sneak in" a tiny provision into a 1000 page bill that frightens me and most freedom loving people around the world. If such a maneuver is lawful, what is stopping Congress from pulling the rug out from under us? These insidious means to strip away our rights makes it possible for Congress to design a necessary funding bill or law while sneaking in a line or two. In essence, Congress can hold the country hostage to it's will if it so pleases...

Wait a second...


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Here's President Obama's statement in full- Read Below

Source provided by Tyrone Garcia



THE WHITE HOUSE

Office of the Press Secretary

For Immediate Release January 2, 2013

STATEMENT BY THE PRESIDENT

         Today I have signed into law H.R. 4310, the "National Defense Authorization Act for Fiscal Year 2013." I have approved this annual defense authorization legislation, as I have in previous years, because it authorizes essential support for service members and their families, renews vital national security programs, and helps ensure that the United States will continue to have the strongest military in the world.
         Even though I support the vast majority of the provisions contained in this Act, which is comprised of hundreds of sections spanning more than 680 pages of text, I do not agree with them all. Our Constitution does not afford the President the opportunity to approve or reject statutory sections one by one. I am empowered either to sign the bill, or reject it, as a whole. In this case, though I continue to oppose certain sections of the Act, the need to renew critical defense authorities and funding was too great to ignore.
        In a time when all public servants recognize the need to eliminate wasteful or duplicative spending, various sections in the Act limit the Defense Department's ability to direct scarce resources towards the highest priorities for our national security. For example, restrictions on the Defense Department's ability to retire unneeded ships and aircraft will divert scarce resources needed for readiness and result in future unfunded liabilities. Additionally, the Department has endeavored to constrain manpower costs by recommending prudent cost sharing reforms in its health care programs. By failing to allow some of these cost savings measures, the Congress may force reductions in the overall size of our military forces.
        Section 533 is an unnecessary and ill-advised provision, as the military already appropriately protects the freedom of conscience of chaplains and service members. The Secretary of Defense will ensure that the implementing regulations do not permit or condone discriminatory actions that compromise good order and discipline or otherwise violate military codes of conduct. My Administration remains fully committed to continuing the successful implementation of the repeal of Don't Ask, Don't Tell, and to protecting the rights of gay and lesbian service members; Section 533 will not alter that.
        Several provisions in the bill also raise constitutional concerns. Section 1025 places limits on the military's authority to transfer third country nationals currently held at the detention facility in Parwan, Afghanistan. That facility is located within the territory of a foreign sovereign in the midst of an armed conflict. Decisions regarding the disposition of detainees captured on foreign battlefields have traditionally been based upon the judgment of experienced military commanders and national security professionals without unwarranted interference by Members of Congress. Section 1025 threatens to upend that tradition, and could interfere with my ability as Commander in Chief to make time-sensitive determinations about the appropriate disposition of detainees in an active area of hostilities. Under certain circumstances, the section could violate constitutional separation of powers principles. If section 1025 operates in a manner that violates constitutional separation of powers principles, my Administration will implement it to avoid the constitutional conflict.
         Sections 1022, 1027 and 1028 continue unwise funding restrictions that curtail options available to the executive branch. Section 1027 renews the bar against using appropriated funds for fiscal year 2012 to transfer Guantanamo detainees into the United States for any purpose. I continue to oppose this provision, which substitutes the Congress's blanket political determination for careful and fact-based determinations, made by counterterrorism and law enforcement professionals, of when and where to prosecute Guantanamo detainees. For decades, Republican and Democratic administrations have successfully prosecuted hundreds of terrorists in Federal court. Those prosecutions are a legitimate, effective, and powerful tool in our efforts to protect the Nation, and in certain cases may be the only legally available process for trying detainees. Removing that tool from the executive branch undermines our national security. Moreover, this provision would, under certain circumstances, violate constitutional separation of powers principles.
         Section 1028 fundamentally maintains the unwarranted restrictions on the executive branch's authority to transfer detainees to a foreign country. This provision hinders the Executive's ability to carry out its military, national security, and foreign relations activities and would, under certain circumstances, violate constitutional separation of powers principles. The executive branch must have the flexibility to act swiftly in conducting negotiations with foreign countries regarding the circumstances of detainee transfers. The Congress designed these sections, and has here renewed them once more, in order to foreclose my ability to shut down the Guantanamo Bay detention facility. I continue to believe that operating the facility weakens our national security by wasting resources, damaging our relationships with key allies, and strengthening our enemies. My Administration will interpret these provisions as consistent with existing and future determinations by the agencies of the Executive responsible for detainee transfers. And, in the event that these statutory restrictions operate in a manner that violates constitutional separation of powers principles, my Administration will implement them in a manner that avoids the constitutional conflict.
        As my Administration previously informed the Congress, certain provisions in this bill, including sections 1225, 913, 1531, and 3122, could interfere with my constitutional authority to conduct the foreign relations of the United States. In these instances, my Administration will interpret and implement these provisions in a manner that does not interfere with my constitutional authority to conduct diplomacy. Section 1035, which adds a new section 495(c) to title 10, is deeply problematic, as it would impede the fulfillment of future U.S. obligations agreed to in the New START Treaty, which the Senate provided its advice and consent to in 2010, and hinder the Executive's ability to determine an appropriate nuclear force structure. I am therefore pleased that the Congress has included a provision to adequately amend this provision in H.R. 8, the American Taxpayer Relief Act of 2012, which I will be signing into law today.
        Certain provisions in the Act threaten to interfere with my constitutional duty to supervise the executive branch. Specifically, sections 827, 828, and 3164 could be interpreted in a manner that would interfere with my authority to manage and direct executive branch officials. As my Administration previously informed the Congress, I will interpret those sections consistent with my authority to direct the heads of executive departments to supervise, control, and correct employees' communications with the Congress in cases where such communications would be unlawful or would reveal information that is properly privileged or otherwise confidential. Additionally, section 1034 would require a subordinate to submit materials directly to the Congress without change, and thereby obstructs the traditional chain of command. I will implement this provision in a manner consistent with my authority as the Commander in Chief of the Armed Forces and the head of the executive branch.
        A number of provisions in the bill -- including sections 534(b)(6), 674, 675, 735, 737, 1033(b), 1068, and 1803 -- could intrude upon my constitutional authority to recommend such measures to the Congress as I "judge necessary and expedient." My Administration will interpret and implement these provisions in a manner that does not interfere with my constitutional authority.


BARACK OBAMA


THE WHITE HOUSE,


January 2, 2013.


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Sunday, December 30, 2012

German Magazine Declares George H.W. Bush Dead

By John Amaruso

If only everything the media reported were true, we'd live in a much less confusing world. Unfortunately for the reputation of German Magazine Spiegal, their latest blunder adds to the conventional wisdom that the media makes more mistakes than they let off.

"Colorless" George H.W. Bush
Spiegal magazine accidentally published an obituary for former president George H.W. Bush. The 88 year old former President has been in and out of the hospital for bronchitis. His condition has been shaky but latest reports say he is in stable condition.

The obituary described the former President as "colorless" as shown in the photo they posted alongside the post.

Spiegal magazine apologized for the accident,citing faulty sources for the mistake.

Want to add insult to injury? The article was entitled "The Better Bush". Sorry W.