Thursday, September 20, 2012

Breaking News! Obama a Socialist!

By John Amaruso


The news came as a shocker to many in the political community and around the world as Mitt Romney's campaign blew the lid off of President Obama's dirty little secret- He is a Socialist.

The surprise came to many after it was revealed that in 1998, then Senator, I mean, Comrade Obama, was caught confessing his true intentions for this great country of ours-

"...how do we structure government systems that pool resources and hence facilitate some redistribution, because I actually believe in redistribution, at least at a certain level to make sure that everybody's got a shot." (Washington Post)

Now while we give you a minute to fix your wig and reset your pacemaker, just know this- your beloved President is actually a closeted homo-socialist.

Mitt Romney's campaign made the courageous move to stand up to this Socialist tyrant, proving that Mitt Romney has what it takes to stand up to our enemies and lead our country forward.

In a related story, Mitt Romney went so far as to say that he doesn't even care about half of this country, let alone is he concerned with the very poor, again proving Mitt Romney is nothing like a socialist.

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